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2015-06-11 01:36:51 - Words, words, words------
A man opened a new pub, which he was calling the"Frog and Trombone", and he hired an artist to paint a new sign. When the artist had finished, the pub owner looked at it and then told the artist that he was not satisfied with the spacing of the words.
He said that the spaces were too small between the 'Frog' and 'and' and 'and' and 'Trombone'.
The CHALLENGE is to produce a logical and grammatically correct sentence with six (6) consecutive repetitions of the same word.
If it breaks, it's not strong enough--if it doesn't, it's too heavy.
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2015-06-11 10:21:31 - Re: Words, words, words------
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

Does that count? Or are buffalo, buffalo and Buffalo three different words?

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2015-06-11 13:02:30 - Re: Words, words, words------
Eight!!! I'm impressed! "Nine" any one? Do I hear 'Nine'????
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2015-06-11 14:13:58 - Re: Words, words, words------
Funny thing is, in your 5 consecutive "and"s, there is a single quote between "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and".

I used double quotes between "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and".

Am I disqualified yet?

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2015-06-11 15:54:24 - Re: Words, words, words------
I'm still trying to work out the logic and grammatical correctness of your 55 "and" sentence.......
If it breaks, it's not strong enough--if it doesn't, it's too heavy.
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2015-06-11 16:00:18 - Re: Words, words, words------
I suspect that you cannot be beaten---at least by any "normal" human being---or should that be "human" being?
If it breaks, it's not strong enough--if it doesn't, it's too heavy.
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2015-06-12 12:56:37 - Re: Words, words, words------
Kroyper: could you please explain to me which is the difference between the first sentence
"and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and" and "and"
that comes second?

;) (this will never end...)

Yes i know...I am not normal human, I am a SOLer eheh

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2015-06-12 13:41:01 - Re: Words, words, words------
Up to seventy one (71) ands----I do fear that I have started something that will consume the entire world, converting the whole thing into a string of ""and" and""s.
Perhaps we should stop while there is still time..????
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2015-06-12 13:47:34 - Re: Words, words, words------
Rod said @ 2015-06-12 13:41:01:
Up to seventy one (71) ands----I do fear that I have started something that will consume the entire world, converting the whole thing into a string of ""and" and""s.
Perhaps we should stop while there is still time..????
There are, afterall, only a finite number of atoms in the Universe, and we really wouldn't like to run short...
If it breaks, it's not strong enough--if it doesn't, it's too heavy.

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