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LaoziSailor

Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2018-07-02 16:31:50
    Re: Golden Globe Races 2018 - Seat Of The Pants commitment
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I guess I missed the time window for the tag. Still, let it be on record that I am racing SOTP :-)
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2017-05-27 00:49:06
    Re: SOL honours badges
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    How do you get the badges to show in the profile?
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2014-09-19 14:18:17
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2014
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    Hi RC,
    Still time to change my name to "Ching Shih"...??

    Thanks,
    LS

    absolutely, matey, can be changed right up until you cross the line!

    --- Last Edited by RainbowChaser at 2014-09-19 17:55:36 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-11-18 12:16:58
    Re: Patrick does it again
    Board » General Discussion
    Patrick, it gives me great pleasure to look back at our friendship and to know that you will very soon be an example to other young people in Canada by virtue of your achievements.
    My heartfelt congratulations...!!
    ...and "aaarr!, soon we be drinking a tankard of beer, or two, or three and then we be dropped in our bunks for drunkards!"
    Hip, hip, hooraay!, hick, hick...
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-29 01:26:57
    Re: Circular Math
    Board » General Discussion
    [removed at the suggestion it was off-topic]

    --- Last Edited by LaoziSailor (Han Tacoma-Emons) at 2013-10-29 22:59:20 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-19 22:08:33
    Re: PIC Coastal Classic Yacht Race 2013
    Board » Flag Officers » Races
    I like trimarans, mine is 6' so I wouldn't mind a 60'
    Just wish I had £250,000 to buy one IRL. 😎
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-10-07 18:17:57
    Re: No text ...
    Board » Technical Support
    CG,

    What is:
    - your machine
    - what OS do you use
    - what browser do you use
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-30 12:27:37
    Re: SYC Memberships - Payments System Updating
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    II had the invoice from Paypal in English and the amount in SEK (which gets converted to local currency).
    Had a minor issue with my Paypal email address being different than the one on record on SOL (all my email addreses are forwarded to my root address). This was all resolved with Svein and have not encountered the Sweedish dialog issue.
    Cheers!

    --- Last Edited by LaoziSailor (Han Tacoma-Emons) at 2013-09-30 12:29:14 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-14 22:50:01
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2013
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I will add pictures of pirates on my next go, so here is just a "...start of Carib Rum Run 2013"

    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!
  • 2013-09-07 19:02:51
    Re: Carib Rum Run 2013
    Board » Sailonline Yacht Club
    I'll stick with Ching Shih, please.
    Be scared...

    pic

    "Ching Shih was one of the most badass pirates of all time. In a ten-year span, Ching's "Red Flag Fleet", a pirate armada consisting of somewhere around four hundred Chinese twenty-gun junks and several thousand men, sailed up and down the coast of Imperial China kicking asses, sacking towns, breaking necks and cashing cheques. Few pirates ever enjoyed such unbridled financial and military success as the Red Flag Fleet, thanks in a large part to the cunning and ruthlessness of Captain Ching Shih and her desire to be the most feared pirate in history."

    ye'll be sailing a junk then shall ye Capn Ching Shih
    ___________
    edited to make link for pic as it was too big for the column

    --- Last Edited by RainbowChaser at 2013-09-07 19:16:38 ---
    LaoziSailor

    Everything gets done by not doing anything!

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Bluefin Tuna - Mexico Gulf to North Sea 2026

Join us and follow the Bluefin Tuna, as they migrate from their spawning grounds in the Gulf of Mexico to their feeding grounds in the North Sea off the coast of Norway. This 4300 nm race is part of our Ocean Championship and the final race of OCQ2 2026, and also the second leg of our Migration series. We will be sailing in our Gunboat 90. Race #2035
INFO by brainaid.de
Gunboat 90 PARTICULARS
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Ranking: OCQ2 - MIG - OCCH - SYC
Race starts: Jun 08th 11:00 Registration will open soon
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Thessaloniki to Port Said 2026

Welcome back to the Eastern Mediterranean for the fifth race of our Magical Mediterranean Series. Only marginally less unlikely to be ever raced in real life during SOL’s lifetime than our previous race from Tobruk to Iskenderun, this 710nm race takes us from Greece’s ancient northern port of Thessaloniki through the Aegean island maze, south east into the Levantine Sea to a finish in modern Port Said, in splendid Swan 65s!
Race #1977
INFO by brainaid.de
Swan 65 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking: MED - SYC
Race starts: Jun 06th 15:00 Registration Open!

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AWKR 2026


The Australian Women's Keelboat Regatta celebrates and promotes women's sailing in Australia. Comprising a week of intense racing on Melbourne’s Port Phillip Bay, the event has grown to become Australia’s premier women’s regatta and one of the largest in the southern hemisphere, and these past several years Sailonline have been delighted to offer all-comers the opportunity to contemporaneously race against Australia's women virtually in a 20nm round the cans race in Port Phillip Bay. Prepare for some excellent Australian competition! We'll be racing J-109.
Race #2025
INFO by brainaid.de
J-109 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
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Race starts: Jun 05th 02:00 Registration Open!
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TuziTekwini TIMED Race 2026

Sailonline is delighted to have been invited again to partner with the King Shaka Yacht Club (KSYC) of South Africa to bring a virtual version of the Tuzi Tekwini Ocean Raceto our online community.
The Tuzi Tekwini Ocean Race is a near 90 nautical mile race down the east coast of South Africa from the port of Richards Bay to the port of Durban. Achievable in a single day and seen by some as an easy mile-builder, the course is more tactical than some think and should not be underestimated. This iconic race promises to be an unforgettable experience for yachting enthusiasts.
Our online version of the race will be a TIMEDrace so you may RE-REGISTER HEREto try again after finishing a run. You will have two weeks to test your skill and decision making after the race opens.
Race #2037
INFOby brainaid.de
Sailonline’s virtual yacht for all your runs will be our much-loved Farr 38 PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking:
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RACE CLOSE: Saturday,
13 June at 23:00 UTC
Race starts: May 31st 12:00 Registration Open!
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Susan Hood Trophy Race 2026

Lake Ontario Offshore Racing (LOOR) welcomes racers to Sailonline’s virtual version of their annual Susan Hood Trophy Race. This year, this pleasant weekender on western Lake Ontario will be of about 60nm in length, and online for convenience will start and finish at the Port Credit Yacht Club (PCYC). At or before the real-life Skipper’s Briefing a decision will be made to race the course clockwise (course Delta) or anti-clockwise (Echo). If there is time we will match this online. As before, the race is the first of two that will count towards a special Sailonline's LOOR Series medals, but this year we sail in Jeanneau Sun Fast 3300s. Bon voyage!
Race #2033
INFOby brainaid.de
Sun Fast 3300 PARTICULARS
NAM_AWIP WX Updates:
0245 / 0845 / 1445 / 2045
Ranking: LOOR - SUPBUD - SYC
RACE CLOSE: Friday,
June 5 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: May 29th 23:45 Registration Open!

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SoCal 300 2026


With California Offshore Race Week already well under way, here now is your chance to participate virtually in SDYC's challenging 243nm (as the seagull flies) SoCal 300 from Santa Barbara to San Diego. With as ever a wide and wild range of boats entered for the real race, whose progress we hope we will be able to follow on our own chart by linking to the YB tracker, virtual SOLers will have to dig deep to remain competitive in our trusty Santa Cruz 52s.
Race #2036
INFO by brainaid.de
Santa Cruz 52 PARTICULARS
NAM_AWIP WX Updates:
0245 / 0845 / 1445 / 2045
Ranking: SUPBUD - SYC
RACE CLOSE: Wednesday,
June 3 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: May 28th 20:00 Registration Closed
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Cross the Convergence 2026 - St Helena to Cape Verde


The fourth race of our series of ocean voyages across the World’s convergence zones takes us out of the Pacific into the Atlantic for a 2200nm race in Judel Vrolijk 62’s, from the desolation of St Helena, there where Napolean Bonaparte saw out the end of his life, to the even greater desolation of Fogo in the Cape Verde’s. You’ll have to cross the equator, with the coasts of Africa and South America your only navigational restrictions.
Race #1984
INFOby brainaid.de
Judel Vrolijk 62PARTICULARS
WX Updates:
0430 / 1030 / 1630 / 2230
Ranking: CCZ - SYC
RACE CLOSE: Saturday,
June 6 at 2300 UTC.
Race starts: May 22nd 18:00 Registration Closed
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